Tag: Scram
Clowns
360 Views0 Comments1 Likes
There's a reason everyone hates clowns. Just don't tell the clowns that.
Pizza Pops
373 Views1 Comments1 Likes
Scram experiences how truth in advertising can remain true - but not what you expected.
Take My Picture?
294 Views0 Comments0 Likes
Darryl's always relied on the kindness of strangers to take his picture while travelling. Because he doesn't have friends.
The PEN15 Club
436 Views1 Comments1 Likes
For some people, childhood was a magical time of joy and whimsy. Other people spent their childhoods writing the word penis on other people. Which one are you?
Stems
465 Views0 Comments1 Likes
Some say the bag is half full, others say half empty. Johnny and Scram say the bag is totally empty. And they are right.
It’s a Compliment
307 Views0 Comments1 Likes
If you didn't want boys to whistle at you, then why do you wear clothes like those denim pants and those sleeveless t-shirts, huh!? HUH?!?!
Subway Cookies
252 Views0 Comments0 Likes
Trying to hide your emotions when love is in the air is a hard thing to do. Sometimes you just have to walk away. Just walk away.
The Dangers of Hitch-Hiking
225 Views0 Comments0 Likes
First SFB.TV roadtrip and it requires HITCHHIKING TO MIAMI. ....Naturally, something goes wrong.
Stalker
270 Views0 Comments0 Likes
As a popular theatre actress, Amy is accustomed to receiving gifts from strangers - an enviable life, no?
The Wrong Tool for the Job
207 Views0 Comments0 Likes
For any job to be done right - you need the right tool. But, to know which tool is the right tool, you need to know the wrong tool.
They See Me Rollin’ They Hatin’
251 Views0 Comments0 Likes
A real man doesn't back down from any challenge.
Tourists
203 Views0 Comments0 Likes
People always have such good things to say when travelling to Canada. I don't know why.
Being A Woman
184 Views0 Comments0 Likes
What's worse than being a woman during that time of the month? Being a man in the immediate vicinity.
Messy Breakup
218 Views0 Comments0 Likes
There's a time and place for love. There's also a time and place for dumping someone. This is neither.
I Told You
135 Views0 Comments0 Likes
Tell her once, shame on you. Tell her twice, shame on her. Tell her three times, she's just rubbing it in your face.....
Cloned
179 Views0 Comments0 Likes
Two minds are better than one, though, one in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Comfort Food
203 Views0 Comments0 Likes
There's usually a right way, and a wrong way to ask a question. But sometimes, there is no way in hell.
Accidents Happen
178 Views0 Comments0 Likes
Sometimes, you're just in the wrong place. At the wrong time. With the wrong bouquet of flowers.
Radio of Doom
143 Views0 Comments0 Likes
You know that annoying piece of electronics, that seems to have it out for you, or even be cursed? And it hits you right where it hurts most?
Winning Ticket
157 Views0 Comments0 Likes
They say winning the lottery changes a person. And they are correct.
Radiation
153 Views0 Comments0 Likes
In this day and age - you can never be too careful when it comes to high-powered devices... And your crotch."
Karate Master
162 Views0 Comments0 Likes
The Karate Master has eyes in the back of his head, and fists on the end of his fists. Beware when mocking the "Karate Master"!
Animal Magnetism
184 Views0 Comments0 Likes
Love is a wild and unpredictable beast, it can strike anywhere.
Priestiality
135 Views0 Comments0 Likes
In life, you often find yourself seeking out wisdom and advice from a faith based source. ...even when it comes to the dirty things.
Cat Fancier Fancier
159 Views0 Comments0 Likes
During your golden years, it's best to remain active, and keep in touch with friends. Maybe have a pet, or two....
Pickin’ Up Jimmy
112 Views0 Comments0 Likes
There's no way Little Jimmy Green could have guessed the people sent to pick him up.
Looking Good
144 Views0 Comments1 Likes
Alix shares his secret with Jonny on how to stay so fabulously skinny.
Not Dead
170 Views0 Comments0 Likes
We all know the cardinal rule in a bachelor pad. Never look under a single man's mattress. Never.
Do You Trust Me?
158 Views0 Comments0 Likes
Mary finds out who she can trust during a zombie apocalypse. (Hint: It ain't Johnny Love)
Parliament
106 Views0 Comments0 Likes
Today's headlines: Darryl goes on a rampage, after an article in the local news sets him off. He end's up at the Parliament buildings, in Victoria BC, to give those politicos a piece of his mind.
I’m a Cat
162 Views0 Comments0 Likes
Amy's a cat. That is all. You were expecting a pussy joke, weren't you? Well, you're disgusting.
New Drug
167 Views0 Comments0 Likes
First bath salts, and now this. JoZed, JoLo and CoMy prove there's no limit to what an addict will do for that "heady" experience.
Pink
171 Views0 Comments0 Likes
The hottest drug on the streets is "Pink" It'll switch you up deep down inside.
The Firing
124 Views0 Comments0 Likes
Office injustice? Not on Mary's watch! She's got your back...or so it would appear.
Coworker Slander
119 Views0 Comments0 Likes
Ever get the feeling people are talking about you behind your back? Well, they are, Darryl. Josh and Brendan get caught in the act.
Picking Up Ladies
96 Views0 Comments0 Likes
Innocent mistake. Scram and Josh Zed demonstrate how easily one tiny miscommunication can change a night's plans from 'exciting' to 'exhuming'.
Tonight #2
191 Views0 Comments2 Likes
You don't need candy and karate to pick up chicks...but it doesn't hurt. Johnny walks Josh through the finer points of winning Court's heart.